A police officer arrives on the scene of an accident in which a BMW traveling at high speed lost control and crashed in to a guard rail along the median. The car obviously ground along the guard rail for quite a distance because the driver's side of the car was just annihilated and the driver's left arm must have been hanging out of the window during the crash, because it was severed at the elbow! As the officer approached he could hear the driver in shock, repeating, "Oh, my God - My Bimmer! Oh, my God, my poor Bimmer."
"Hey, buddy, I think you've got bigger problems that your car! Take a look at your left arm!"
The driver looks down at his severed arm, his eyes get as big as saucers and he yells, "OH MY GOD, MY ROLEX!"
"Atlas Shrugged" placed in the Humor section in the bookstore. The book on the left is "Undateable" and on the right is "11002 things to be miserable about". I salute the joker who did this - I liked the joke.
Seven out of 10 people aged 65 and over said they would make
more time to make love if they could have their days again.
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Sex was followed by travelling the world (57 per cent) and changing
professions (43 per cent) as the most popular wishes pensioners had if
they could go back in time.
Other regrets included saving for a pension (40 per cent), standing up
to their boss (33 per cent), marry someone else (21 per cent),
spending more cash on luxuries (19 per cent) and setting up a business
(16 per cent).
You have heard what the more experienced have to say. Now go out
and have more sex and travel more - leave those angle brackets alone
for now
