Overheard at Victoria's Secret sale event, near a huge stack of panties, during their underwear sale event - "wow these are huge". The speaker was a woman holding up a pair.
Overhead in a TV serial - "They destroyed my roses. Eat lead, you bastards"
Woman inadvertently confesses to bestiality. More funnies available here.
MayThe4thBeWithYou 
Celebrate the day by blowing up planets and kidnapping Princesses
Charlie Sheen is in the limelight now, and even Scott Adams has weighed in his opinions. On my part, I would like to see a "Charlie Sheen" magazine. This mag would have sections completely opposite to the "Oprah" magazine. For example, instead of the "Book club", we will have "Good Porn" section. Instead of a "Health" section, we will have a "Drugs" section.
The image sums it.
As seen in the women clothing section.
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