surreal news headlines

"Mr Beeblebrox, sir," said the insect in awed wonder, "you're so weird you should be in movies."

"Yeah," said Zaphod patting the thing on a glittering pink wing,"and you, baby, should be in real life."

These 2 headlines are so strange, they should be in the movies. Exercise caution when clicking on the links if you are surrounded by weird people

• headline 1
• headline 2