lunatech's immutable laws of life

rshekhar@rshekhar$ dict hypothesis 
From WordNet (r) 2.0 [wn]:
  hypothesis
       n 1: a proposal intended to explain certain facts or observations
       2: a tentative theory about the natural world; a concept that
          is not yet verified but that if true would explain certain
          facts or phenomena; "a scientific hypothesis that survives
          experimental testing becomes a scientific theory"; "he
          proposed a fresh theory of alkalis that later was accepted
          in chemical practices" [syn: {possibility}, {theory}]

Here are some of my hypotheses, tentatively named lunatech's immutable laws of life

1. All new PHP programmers want to write a content management system
2. All new Java programmers will write a chat client
3. All college students love complexity and will do everything to increase it (at least the amount of complexity in their lives)
4. All college students want to do a project in 'networking'