Original Jesus Official Random Quote (TM)
Why do people keep asking, "What would Jesus do?" How the hell should I know? I died for you, damnit! Haven't I done enough for you already? Pop gave you free will for a reason; make your own decisions!
— 'Original Jesus on the tribulations of being Himself.
This is taken from some blog
"Where do you see yourself in five years time?"
"I don't know - I don't have any special powers like that."
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