I have noticed that lots of companies (especially the ones managed by the MBAs) insist that their employees include a disclaimer in all their email correspondence. The fact that quite a few people think that it somehow makes them more "professional" than people who include a silly fortune in their email irks me no end. So I decided to make my own disclaimer.

There are lots of email disclaimers in the world. However this one is mine.

The email message that you received represents the official view of the voices in my head. The email may (in most cases, it will) contain information that is unsuitable for overly sensitive persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humour or irrational religious beliefs.

If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination, distribution or copying of this post is not authorized (either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating social faux pas.

If you burnt your house or killed your puppy by using my advise given in the email, the usual disclaimer applies : No, it wasn't me, somebody must have used my account. All omissions in tact and fact are transmission errors