The Lovers of the Heart

This came to me as a chain letter. The the chain letter claimed to have began in 1887 and and was love chain letter (now whatever could that mean). It also said "In an hour you are supposed to send it to 25 people blah.. blah.. Duh.. Duh.. Etc. Usually I kill a chain letter as soon as I received it but since it was sent from someone unexpected I opened it. (Also I did not know it was a chain letter) The chain letter thing was foolish enough but the letter was really sweet. I liked it and here it is for everyone to read. If you like it do not create a chain letter out of it. Read it out to someone you like. :-). My comments are in italics. I have also taken some artistic license and deleted parts I did not like.

Article 1: Statement of Love: The Kiss

  1. Kiss on the hand means I adore you
  2. Kiss on the cheek means I just want to be friends
  3. Kiss on the neck means I want you
  4. Kiss on the lips means I love you.
    Hmm.. now you are talking
  5. Kiss on the ears means I am just playing
  6. Kiss anywhere else means lets not get carried away
  7. Look in your eyes means kiss me
    Sure brother and just see what lands on your cheeks...
  8. Playing with your hair means I can't live without you
  9. Hand on your waist means I love you to much to let you go
    How about can not let you run out of the restaurant because if you do your wallet is in my hands

Article 2:The Three Steps

  1. Girls: If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
  2. Guys If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
  3. Guys & Girls Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.

Article 3:The Commandments

  1. Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one.
    You will never know what hit you...
  2. Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.

 * Remember *
 A peach is a peach
 A plum is a plum,
 A kiss isn't a kiss
 Without some tongue.
 So open up your mouth
 close your eyes,
 and give your tongue
 some exercise!!!

I could not have put it in a better way.

Here are a few reasons why guys like girls

  1. They will always smell good even if its just shampoo
  2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder
  3. The ease in which they fit into our arms
  4. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world
  5. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while
  6. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside
  7. The way they look good no matter what they wear
  8. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
  9. How cute they are when they argue
  10. The way her hand always finds yours
  11. The way they smile
  12. The way you feel when you see their name on the call ID after you just had a big fight
  13. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" even though you know that an hour later....
  14. The way they kiss when you do something nice for them
  15. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you"
  16. Actually ... just the way they kiss you...
  17. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
  18. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly
  19. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
  20. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt. (Even though we don't admit it)!
  21. The way they say "I miss you"
  22. The way you miss them
  23. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore.....
In the end there were some more mushy things which was not really good so I removed it. But I found the rest of the letter really sweet and heart warming. Who ever the author was he was a fool not to write his name on his creation. My silly comments aside, I liked parts of the letter and I htmlized those parts.
Raj Shekhar

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